REFUND POLICY
Returns made easier than buying.
Because we never charged you, returning is a formality. The button below mostly exists for the satisfaction of clicking it.
All returns are pre-approved
Because nothing shipped. You don't need to mail anything back.
Refunds are instant
From $0.00 to $0.00. The transfer is emotional only.
Window: forever
You can return any fake item from any past order, any time.
Restocking fee: $0.00
We don't restock anything because nothing left the warehouse, because there is no warehouse.
FORM · INSTANT
Refund any fake order, right now.
Enter the order code on the next screen.
Lost packages
Roughly 6% of fake orders get lost in fiction. This is a feature.
Refund time
Instant. From nothing, to nothing.
Returns affect levels
Each fake return unlocks the Returner achievement once.