CATALOG / GARDEN / wish-herb-garden-indoor-9-pod
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Herb Garden Indoor 9-Pod Cart Theater Cut
4· 63498 fake reviews
$70.98$78.87-10%
or 4x of $17.75 interest-free 💳 · no interest, no money
TOTAL CHARGED: $0.00
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Description
Herb Garden Indoor 9-Pod Cart Theater Cut. A Dopamine Shopping wishlist expansion item: browsable, cartable, emotionally shippable, and still impossible to charge for. The Herb Garden Indoor 9-Pod Cart Theater Cut exists primarily inside this catalog. It is rendered for the experience of choosing, comparing, and pretending. Specs are believable; shipping is imagined; satisfaction is unironic.
MATERIALBelievable composite
WEIGHTConvincing
COLORPink-adjacent
SHIPS FROMLisbon (imagined)
SHIPS TOYour mind
SKUWISH-HERB-GARDEN-INDOOR-9-POD
Community reviews
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@lila_zero
2d ago
Felt like I bought it. 10/10 cart experience.
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@ghost.spend
6d ago
Tracked the box for an hour. Did not get a box. Loved it.
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@okay_buyer
3w ago
Price feels right when nothing leaves your account.
