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Espresso Machine 15-Bar Dopamine Variant
4.7· 81768 fake reviews
$183.69$216.11-15%
or 4x of $45.92 interest-free 💳 · no interest, no money
TOTAL CHARGED: $0.00
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Always free, always fake.
Live route theater
Map updates every 4s.
Mood +12
Average lift per order.
Description
Espresso Machine 15-Bar Dopamine Variant. A Dopamine Shopping wishlist expansion item: browsable, cartable, emotionally shippable, and still impossible to charge for. The Espresso Machine 15-Bar Dopamine Variant exists primarily inside this catalog. It is rendered for the experience of choosing, comparing, and pretending. Specs are believable; shipping is imagined; satisfaction is unironic.
MATERIALBelievable composite
WEIGHTConvincing
COLORPink-adjacent
SHIPS FROMLisbon (imagined)
SHIPS TOYour mind
SKUWISH-ESPRESSO-MACHINE-15-BAR
Community reviews
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@lila_zero
2d ago
Felt like I bought it. 10/10 cart experience.
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@ghost.spend
6d ago
Tracked the box for an hour. Did not get a box. Loved it.
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@okay_buyer
3w ago
Price feels right when nothing leaves your account.
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