Cooler Hard-Sided 45qt Rotomolded Zero-Checkout Edition

Name: Cooler Hard-Sided 45qt Rotomolded Zero-Checkout Edition
Brand: Dopamine Shopping simulator
SKU: wish-cooler-hard-sided-45qt-rotomolded
Rating: 4.8 (35737 reviews)

4.8· 35737 fake reviews

$139.92

or 4x of $34.98 interest-free 💳 · no interest, no money

TOTAL CHARGED: $0.00

Zero-dollar guarantee

Always free, always fake.

Live route theater

Map updates every 4s.

Mood +12

Average lift per order.

Description

Cooler Hard-Sided 45qt Rotomolded Zero-Checkout Edition. A Dopamine Shopping wishlist expansion item: browsable, cartable, emotionally shippable, and still impossible to charge for. The Cooler Hard-Sided 45qt Rotomolded Zero-Checkout Edition exists primarily inside this catalog. It is rendered for the experience of choosing, comparing, and pretending. Specs are believable; shipping is imagined; satisfaction is unironic.

MATERIALBelievable composite

WEIGHTConvincing

COLORPink-adjacent

SHIPS FROMLisbon (imagined)

SHIPS TOYour mind

SKUWISH-COOLER-HARD-SIDED-45QT-ROTOMOLDED