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FAKE PREMIUMLIVE TRACKINGZERO CHECKOUT
Nintendo Switch 2 Console
4· 19981 fake reviews
$832.32$982.17-15%
or 4x of $208.08 interest-free 💳 · no interest, no money
TOTAL CHARGED: $0.00
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Description
Nintendo Switch 2 Console. Original, brand-new, sealed — with a warranty, a receipt, and absolutely no intention of leaving the dopamine universe. The Nintendo Switch 2 Console exists primarily inside this catalog. It is rendered for the experience of choosing, comparing, and pretending. Specs are believable; shipping is imagined; satisfaction is unironic.
MATERIALBelievable composite
WEIGHTConvincing
COLORPink-adjacent
SHIPS FROMLisbon (imagined)
SHIPS TOYour mind
SKUCONSOLA-NINTENDO-SWITCH-2
Community reviews
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@lila_zero
2d ago
Felt like I bought it. 10/10 cart experience.
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@ghost.spend
6d ago
Tracked the box for an hour. Did not get a box. Loved it.
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@okay_buyer
3w ago
Price feels right when nothing leaves your account.
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