Single-Origin Coffee 1kg Decaf Zero-Checkout Edition

Name: Single-Origin Coffee 1kg Decaf Zero-Checkout Edition
Brand: Dopamine Shopping simulator
SKU: wish-single-origin-coffee-1kg-decaf
Rating: 3.9 (94888 reviews)

3.9· 94888 条虚构评价

¥198.87

or 4x of $6.86 interest-free 💳 · 无利息，不花钱

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Zero-dollar guarantee

Always free, always fake.

Live route theater

Map updates every 4s.

Mood +12

Average lift per order.

描述

Single-Origin Coffee 1kg Decaf Zero-Checkout Edition. A Dopamine Shopping wishlist expansion item: browsable, cartable, emotionally shippable, and still impossible to charge for. The Single-Origin Coffee 1kg Decaf Zero-Checkout Edition exists primarily inside this catalog. It is rendered for the experience of choosing, comparing, and pretending. Specs are believable; shipping is imagined; satisfaction is unironic.

MATERIALBelievable composite

WEIGHTConvincing

COLORPink-adjacent

SHIPS FROMLisbon (imagined)

SHIPS TOYour mind

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