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Massage Gun Quiet Dopamine Variant
4.6· 84700 条虚构评价
¥1,082.72¥1,546.72-30%
or 4x of $37.34 interest-free 💳 · 无利息，不花钱
已扣款总额: ¥0.00
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Zero-dollar guarantee
Always free, always fake.
Live route theater
Map updates every 4s.
Mood +12
Average lift per order.
描述
Massage Gun Quiet Dopamine Variant. A Dopamine Shopping wishlist expansion item: browsable, cartable, emotionally shippable, and still impossible to charge for. The Massage Gun Quiet Dopamine Variant exists primarily inside this catalog. It is rendered for the experience of choosing, comparing, and pretending. Specs are believable; shipping is imagined; satisfaction is unironic.
MATERIALBelievable composite
WEIGHTConvincing
COLORPink-adjacent
SHIPS FROMLisbon (imagined)
SHIPS TOYour mind
SKUWISH-MASSAGE-GUN-QUIET
Community reviews
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@lila_zero
2d ago
Felt like I bought it. 10/10 cart experience.
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@ghost.spend
6d ago
Tracked the box for an hour. Did not get a box. Loved it.
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@okay_buyer
3w ago
Price feels right when nothing leaves your account.
