Decorative Existential Dread Cart Theater Cut

Name: Decorative Existential Dread Cart Theater Cut
Brand: Dopamine Shopping simulator
SKU: wish-decorative-existential-dread
Rating: 4 (77840 reviews)

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¥95.19¥153.56-38%

or 4x of $3.28 interest-free 💳 · 无利息，不花钱

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Zero-dollar guarantee

Always free, always fake.

Live route theater

Map updates every 4s.

Mood +12

Average lift per order.

描述

Decorative Existential Dread Cart Theater Cut. A Dopamine Shopping wishlist expansion item: browsable, cartable, emotionally shippable, and still impossible to charge for. The Decorative Existential Dread Cart Theater Cut exists primarily inside this catalog. It is rendered for the experience of choosing, comparing, and pretending. Specs are believable; shipping is imagined; satisfaction is unironic.

MATERIALBelievable composite

WEIGHTConvincing

COLORPink-adjacent

SHIPS FROMLisbon (imagined)

SHIPS TOYour mind

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