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FAKE PREMIUMLIVE TRACKINGZERO CHECKOUT
Bidet Attachment Self-Clean Zero-Checkout Edition
4.7· 30575 条虚构评价
¥200.32¥250.42-20%
or 4x of $6.91 interest-free 💳 · 无利息，不花钱
已扣款总额: ¥0.00
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Zero-dollar guarantee
Always free, always fake.
Live route theater
Map updates every 4s.
Mood +12
Average lift per order.
描述
Bidet Attachment Self-Clean Zero-Checkout Edition. A Dopamine Shopping wishlist expansion item: browsable, cartable, emotionally shippable, and still impossible to charge for. The Bidet Attachment Self-Clean Zero-Checkout Edition exists primarily inside this catalog. It is rendered for the experience of choosing, comparing, and pretending. Specs are believable; shipping is imagined; satisfaction is unironic.
MATERIALBelievable composite
WEIGHTConvincing
COLORPink-adjacent
SHIPS FROMLisbon (imagined)
SHIPS TOYour mind
SKUWISH-BIDET-ATTACHMENT-SELF-CLEAN
Community reviews
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@lila_zero
2d ago
Felt like I bought it. 10/10 cart experience.
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@ghost.spend
6d ago
Tracked the box for an hour. Did not get a box. Loved it.
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@okay_buyer
3w ago
Price feels right when nothing leaves your account.
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