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Nespresso Citiz Coffee Machine Cherry Red
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¥691.00
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描述
Nespresso Citiz Coffee Machine Cherry Red. Original, brand-new, sealed — with a warranty, a receipt, and absolutely no intention of leaving the dopamine universe. The Nespresso Citiz Coffee Machine Cherry Red exists primarily inside this catalog. It is rendered for the experience of choosing, comparing, and pretending. Specs are believable; shipping is imagined; satisfaction is unironic.
MATERIALBelievable composite
WEIGHTConvincing
COLORPink-adjacent
SHIPS FROMLisbon (imagined)
SHIPS TOYour mind
SKUCAFETEIRA-NESPRESSO-CITIZ-VERMELHO-CEREJ-2
Community reviews
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@lila_zero
2d ago
Felt like I bought it. 10/10 cart experience.
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@ghost.spend
6d ago
Tracked the box for an hour. Did not get a box. Loved it.
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@okay_buyer
3w ago
Price feels right when nothing leaves your account.
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