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Smart Body Tape Measure Dual Route-Ready
4.4· 34742 вымышленных отзывов
2 333,70 ₽
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Always free, always fake.
Live route theater
Map updates every 4s.
Mood +12
Average lift per order.
Описание
Smart Body Tape Measure Dual Route-Ready. A Dopamine Shopping wishlist expansion item: browsable, cartable, emotionally shippable, and still impossible to charge for. The Smart Body Tape Measure Dual Route-Ready exists primarily inside this catalog. It is rendered for the experience of choosing, comparing, and pretending. Specs are believable; shipping is imagined; satisfaction is unironic.
MATERIALBelievable composite
WEIGHTConvincing
COLORPink-adjacent
SHIPS FROMLisbon (imagined)
SHIPS TOYour mind
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Community reviews
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@lila_zero
2d ago
Felt like I bought it. 10/10 cart experience.
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@ghost.spend
6d ago
Tracked the box for an hour. Did not get a box. Loved it.
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@okay_buyer
3w ago
Price feels right when nothing leaves your account.
