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Jar of Unread Notifications Route-Ready
5· 4270 reviews ficticias
0,91 €1,82 €-50%
or 4x of $0.25 interest-free 💳 · sin interes, sin dinero
TOTAL COBRADO: 0,00 €
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Zero-dollar guarantee
Always free, always fake.
Live route theater
Map updates every 4s.
Mood +12
Average lift per order.
Descripcion
Jar of Unread Notifications Route-Ready. A Dopamine Shopping wishlist expansion item: browsable, cartable, emotionally shippable, and still impossible to charge for. The Jar of Unread Notifications Route-Ready exists primarily inside this catalog. It is rendered for the experience of choosing, comparing, and pretending. Specs are believable; shipping is imagined; satisfaction is unironic.
MATERIALBelievable composite
WEIGHTConvincing
COLORPink-adjacent
SHIPS FROMLisbon (imagined)
SHIPS TOYour mind
SKUWISH-JAR-OF-UNREAD-NOTIFICATIONS
Community reviews
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@lila_zero
2d ago
Felt like I bought it. 10/10 cart experience.
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@ghost.spend
6d ago
Tracked the box for an hour. Did not get a box. Loved it.
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@okay_buyer
3w ago
Price feels right when nothing leaves your account.
